Thursday, June 18, 2015

ALSO

FOLKS FROM TRENCH AND EG BOTH:

your forums are a shitheap. it'd do you gud to archive what you have and start over clean before the new-newbies go digging and figure out for themselves that your respective forums are god awful.

JUST SAIYAN.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

yes, i've been behind in the subspace news. BUT CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, NERDS.

subspace is coming to steam on 03 JULY 2015.

[NOTE: it'll probably just open up the client from the steam account. so that shit - likely - won't be tied to your steam profile at all]

that's a friday. so whatever you have planned, forget it ever existed for this one night. if you haven't logged into your shit for years, do it on this night. there's gonna be a HUGE influx of true, actual newbies. granted, most of them are going to get suckered into going to EG or Trench (and stay there), but there's going to be a lot who will go "huh, what's this SVS stuff about?"

this is a chance to fucking murder newbies and not feel bad. sink or swim. you never know, they might stay on..

IN CLOSING: FRIDAY JULY 03 2015 IS FOR US. the next day is for your stupid family (pfft).

Friday, March 6, 2015

Nice kill for ChaosBot2 of Chaos Dev

  Log file open: tdstdastga.txt
  ChaosBot4(75) killed by: Raylan
             Chaos-Bot> Player Raylan is on a killing spree! (18:0)
  ChaosBot1(75) killed by: Raylan
  ChaosBot1(75) killed by: Raylan
             Chaos-Bot> Player Raylan is Dominating! (20:0)
  ChaosBot1(75) killed by: Raylan
  Raylan(574) killed by: ChaosBot2
             Chaos-Bot> Nice kill for ChaosBot2 of Chaos Dev who killed Raylan with 574 Bounty!!!!!
                a tool> ahahah what
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: Raylan
                a tool> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: You have been disconnected for message flooding.
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
  WARNING: Disconnected from server
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD
                a tool> ADSFADSFDRESFAASDGFDSFDESFSDDFAD

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

SS THREADS - CLOTHES FOR NERDS

NUDE FOR SATAN



































GRUNTSTER






SG/A TOOL




http://buttes.spreadshirt.com


ALSO ALSO: the designs, so far, are called "flex" prints. it's heat-pressed vinyl - not actual plastisol ink (the shirt you have that has a plastic-y/rubber-y feel). flex holds up very well in the washer. NEVER EVER iron that shit directly - IT WILL MELT IF YOU DO SO.

i may start introducing "flock" into the designs, but i'm not sure. flock is that shit you'd put on the base of a 40K miniature that winds up looking like grass. it's a fabric-y texture. it's kind of difficult to describe.

here's a youtube describing the difference between "flex" and "flock"

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Log file open: war_kb_a_tool.txt

  
  Macros loaded
  Welcome to Chaos Zone! http://svssubspace.com/index.php?page=ChaosN Hit F1 to learn how to play.
P Chaos-Obsrvr-Bo> current freqsize: 1 pilots: 6; in safe: 0; start bty: 75; attach bty: 80; streak min bty: 100; bonuses ON; ranks ON; stats ON; pilots needed for next higher freqsize: 1
  ChaosBot1(75) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is Dominating! (20:0)
  ChaosBot0(75) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot4(75) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (22:0)
        Chaos-Bot> Player 'WAR of Patouf' scored a double kill. (150)
T          a tool> GET IN NERDS
  ChaosBot3(75) killed by: WAR
T          a tool> RAPE THAT DUMB TERRIER
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (24:0)
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot3(75) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (26:0)
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: a tool
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (28:0)
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is UNSTOPPABLE!!! (30:0)
           a tool> chatlen 8
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
           a tool> ?chatlines 8
           a tool> ?spec
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (32:0)
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (34:0)
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (36:0)
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (38:0)
  ChaosBot2(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot0(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (40:0)
         greenery> GO WAR
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
           a tool> ?spec
  ChaosBot2(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (42:0)
        Chaos-Bot> Player 'WAR of Patouf' scored a double kill. (140)
  ChaosBot2(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (44:0)
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot2(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (46:0)
        Chaos-Bot> Player 'WAR of Patouf' scored a double kill. (140)
         greenery> OMG
         greenery> LOW
           a tool> ?spec
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot4(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (48:0)
  ChaosBot2(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player 'WAR of Patouf' scored a double kill. (140)
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is Slaughtering!!!!!!!!!!! (50:0)
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot1(70) killed by: WAR
  ChaosBot3(70) killed by: WAR
        Chaos-Bot> Player WAR is on a killing spree! (52:0)
        Chaos-Bot> Player 'WAR of Patouf' scored a double kill. (140)
  WAR(1214) killed by: a tool
        Chaos-Bot> Rack up a BIG kill for a tool of Rush who killed WAR of Patouf with 1214 Bounty!!!!!
P       Chaos-Bot> Congratulations, you've earned a Bonus and now have 11!  To find out what you can do with them, do !bonus help
P       Chaos-Bot> Congratulations, you have been promoted to Private!
P       Chaos-Bot> Type !ranks to see what reward your new rank gives you.
        Chaos-Bot> Congratulations a tool. You have been promoted to Private!
           a tool> oops
P Chaos-Obsrvr-Bo> Quit Event: ILLEGAL! Spec secs:16 approx bty:201 ::: Remaining IQEs:4
         greenery> LMAO
T          a tool> ez
           a tool> AHAHAHAHA BOT3 KILLED SOMEONE WITH AT LEAST 500 BTY
           a tool> FEEL BAD
           a tool> ASDFQSDFADS

gibbe de logs b0ss

gimme the chat logs you don't want lost into obscurity. i'll colorize them and all that shit and give you all the credits. be sure to edit out your ?chats, if you give a fuck about that.

send them to insilicow(at)gmail(dot)com.

OR SEND HATEMAIL. WHATEVER.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015


I KEEP FORGETTING HOW MANY FUCKING SQUADS WERE IN SUBSPACE. HOLY SHIT. and you guys seem to be interested, so that's good. :D

Monday, February 23, 2015

SELF PROMOTION UGHHHHHHHH

NOTE: this is a labor of love, not money. besides, i am a colossal fucking lazy asshole when it comes to dealing with UPS/FEDEX.

ANYWAY.

doing a bunch of SS designs for shirts and things. also, trying to do squad designs. currently, i have BLACKNIKE, FIREKNIVES, and SYMPHONY. plus the regular ss shield odds and ends.

NOTE NUMBER TWO: I MADE A FEW OF THESE SPECIFICALLY SO I COULD BUY ONE.

http://buttes.spreadshirt.com/

Friday, February 20, 2015

pempu (MORE LIKE PIMPU AMIRITE) records THE DARK vs ASSASSINS, game 1



stats

DRE DAY
























FTNguyen vs Nuke
Starting in 60 seconds...
       traxx> saved
       Blink> nice cheat
  Caerbannog> hah!
  Caerbannog> 1-0 me
    Candyman> nguyens win 
  Caerbannog> For the llamas and all the goodly good folk
     Joe Jr.> nah 
-3-
-2-
    grapeape> I hope so 
-1-
      pseudo> caer in, instant lose 
GO!
 Sic Transit> gl
Arena LOCKED
 DZ-4v4-Bot-> Odds to win: FTNguyen (50%), Nuke (50%). Use /!predict 100 (hibachi) or /!predict 200 (Dre) during the first 2 minutes to bet on a team to win. 
    Candyman> village most damage, caer mvp 
          Ra> first kill? 
     hibachi> .allowsub BARBARIAN
     Joe Jr.> I think nuke too strong :/ 
    grapeape> Caer, everyone in spec betting you will choke..don't!
     hibachi> .allowsub DarkDenizen
       Xena.> alias ppl lol 
      pseudo> leg kb sai 
     hibachi> .allowsub Captor
 Solar Hydro> legacy gets first kill 
          Ra> Nacre kb TVB 
 Nude For Sa> leg kb nacre 
   BARBARIAN> !items
 Solar Hydro> hallu lives! 
 the seven y> !roster FTNguyen
       Xena.> .items
    parabola> !items
     Joe Jr.> Why Caer not in lanc
 Solar Hydro> c'mon we need to get it up to 69  
       Xena.> come on tai
 Sic Transit> in bed 
     Joe Jr.> lol 
 Cash Flow K> let dre in so we can end this quickly
      twIsta> .items
     develop> aw off 
     develop> !items
 the seven y> !items
      Legacy> !items
    grapeape> at L11 with 0 energy 
     Joe Jr.> 69 
   BARBARIAN> !items
         Pog> .items
    parabola> leg 0 
    parabola> .items
     Aquitas> .items
   BARBARIAN> !stats
 Nude For Sa> .items
    grapeape> nuke pressing 
 the seven y> !stats
     develop> !items
    grapeape> who won the last game? 
     develop> your mom 
    Candyman> its 1-1 
 Solar Hydro> 1-1 
    grapeape> that was cool dev :P 
     develop> i know mom jokes are still great aren't they 
      twIsta> .items
    grapeape> not really but whatever floats your boat 
     develop> your mom 
 Street Figh> !items
    grapeape> lol 
     Joe Jr.> zing 
     Aquitas> haha 
    parabola> !stats
   BARBARIAN> !items
   BARBARIAN> !stats
    parabola> .items
 Solar Hydro> anyone else with bad lag? 
    parabola> many people 
    grapeape> your mom? 
 the seven y> !items
    parabola> psycho psematic 
   BARBARIAN> !items
     develop> grapeape i have an eigth of grapeape in a jar still 
    parabola> etc 
    grapeape> dev, did I fail on that mom joke? 
     develop> yea 
    grapeape> :( 
     develop> you can't hesitate with a ? at the end 
     develop> you have to be sure of yourself 
    grapeape> oh 
       Xena.> sub cear
 Street Figh> !stats
      twIsta> .items
    grapeape> why xena?
       Xena.> ,items
       Xena.> .items
     develop> !items
         Pog> .items
 Nude For Sa> .items
 the seven y> !items
       Xena.> he is weak
   BARBARIAN> !items
       Xena.> he weakens the team
    Da_Monkk> .items
    parabola> sub Legacy for DD
    grapeape> you of all people calling someone weak..good stuff!
     9-Volt+> Nacre kb saiyan will be first 
       Xena.> nacre 0
       Xena.> lol 
    parabola> !items
     develop> nacre kb enforcer 
    Candyman> enf will get the first kill 
     Joe Jr.> .pracstats satanic
 Street Figh> it will be a teamkill, dunno who though 
    psyanide> legacy kb enf 
     develop> that's not a team kill 
Nacre kb Legacy -- Assist by: The Village Bike
Nacre has 2 lives remaining - [12:17]
Score: 1-0 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
Legacy kb Da_Monkk -- Assist by: Nacre
Legacy has 2 lives remaining - [12:19]
Score: 1-1 TIED -- [4v4]
         Dre> YES I HAVE A DEATH WISH, BUT IT AINT BEEN GRANTED YET, SO WHEN U STEP U BEST STEP CORRECT
    parabola> no
    psyanide> everyone was wrong 
 Solar Hydro> I called legacy first kill 
 Nude For Sa> i got it in reverse :( 
    Candyman> no one saw it solar 
     develop> that's what she said 
    grapeape> mom? 
     develop> cliche joke time 
    parabola> .items
       Xena.> .items
 swamp thing> .items
 the seven y> !items
      Legacy> !items
 Nude For Sa> so all that really happened was a items reset of the two ships that were 0 
       Xena.> sub cear
     develop> they weren't completely 0 
     Shaft..> exciting, huh? 
    parabola> .items
     Joe Jr.> .stats
       Xena.> protect krilyu
    Candyman> .stats
     develop> no
     develop> !items
   BARBARIAN> !items
      twIsta> .items
        NINE> !stats
    Candyman> kn doesnt seem him self 
    grapeape> xena stfu, you are the worst team player ever..you have no idea about team play
 Sic Transit> \ / 
     Joe Jr.> FIGHT
     Joe Jr.> fight
     Joe Jr.> FIGHT
        bort> like you would know 
    grapeape> trailer park trash
        NINE> LOL
       Xena.> go smoke more weed stfu
   BARBARIAN> !items
    Candyman> you ever watch ppl play or just read the chat? 
 Nude For Sa> play what? 
     develop> wtf ppl are playing? 
 Sic Transit> ur mom 
     develop> im spec'd on a1 
    grapeape> lol 
       Xena.> grape = sath
    parabola> .items
    Candyman> nuke are winning 
     develop> lies 
       Xena.> .items
    grapeape> xena. = SS hooker
     Joe Jr.> predicted 
    parabola> .items
     develop> no 
     Joe Jr.> There's no way FTN can win  
     develop> no 
       Xena.> monkk next to die
     Joe Jr.> no
     Joe Jr.> caer
    Candyman> nacre could blow up 
      Legacy> !items
    Candyman> only chance 
    parabola> .items
     Joe Jr.> If Nacre is playin seriously... he's damn good 
 Cash Flow K> or dre could sub in 
      pseudo> caer forward arrow, 30 secs rep 
     hibachi> .fullsub Caerbannog
    Candyman> or dre could sub in 
    grapeape> joe, nacre IS good ?? duh 
Caerbannog has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
    parabola> !stats
    Candyman> dre for caer
   BARBARIAN> !sub 200:3
BARBARIAN in for Caerbannog [Full Sub] [Time: 00:07] [3 lives]
      pseudo> .stats
        NINE> it's your time to shine ahmedbarian
    grapeape> lol
    Candyman> good sub 
     Joe Jr.> grape, Nacre can also playin like a moron and choke 
    parabola> nice fake by KN 
    parabola> !items
    grapeape> he only chokes when he doesn't give a chit 
       Xena.> .items
     Joe Jr.> Barbarian is overrated  
    parabola> yes 
    grapeape> ^ 
 Solar Hydro> I agree, next death = BARB 
    Candyman> he'll push more than caer did though 
    parabola> DD underated 
      Legacy> !items
      Arctos> anyone can hop in a spider and be useful 
   BARBARIAN> !items
      Arctos> thats the whole point of the ship 
 the seven y> !items
       Nacre> ft
 Seriel Kill> hi 
 Nude For Sa> .items
     develop> that thor pbd 
     develop> weird 
       Xena.> get monkk
    parabola> cheats 
    grapeape> on who? missed it 
 the seven y> !stats
     develop> dunno 
     develop> that's why it was weird 
 Something D> prox bug fixed for thors? 
    parabola> !stats
      pseudo> .items
       Xena.> .stats
    grapeape> .stats
    grapeape> what a surprise,sai with the most damage 
    grapeape> as usual 
     Joe Jr.> Dude is a beast 
    grapeape> they are destroying FTN on damage both ways 
 the seven y> !items
     Joe Jr.> Like I said, FTN doesnt have a chance 
         Mog> !score
         Mog> oh i showed up on time 
    grapeape> they are the comback kings, aren;t they? 
      twIsta> .items
 Nude For Sa> .items
 Sic Transit> in bed 
    parabola> dd should have subbed in 
     develop> 7th should have been here to sub in 
    treachen> DRE DAY
     develop> this is a fluke game 
 The Village> !items
   BARBARIAN> !items
    parabola> !items
 Psycho Psem> how so 
    parabola> !stats
    grapeape> monkk, nacre, sai..fluke game?  not! 
     Joe Jr.> FTN getting pushed all over 
         Mog> dev isn't in, all games are fluke if dev isn't in 
       Nacre> haha
 The Village> !items
    grapeape> all 3 are rock solid! for your mom 
 Something D> :)
     develop> i already missed my chance 
     develop> again 
         Mog> lol wtf 
         Mog> they left him 
     develop> !items
 the seven y> !items
 Psycho Psem> yeah i saw that 
 Psycho Psem> it happens 
    parabola> !items
    grapeape> leave your team next time
         Mog> why are they backing up? 
    parabola> .items
      Legacy> !items
   BARBARIAN> !items
     develop> dre in ftw
 the seven y> Dre gonna sub in 
      pseudo> nacre is legend 
 Psycho Psem> i wouldnt play with pubchat on if i was them, so i doubt pub gets to any of em anyway 
 The Village> !items
Da_Monkk kb KinGNewbiE
Da_Monkk has 2 lives remaining - [25:44]
Score: 2-1 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
        NINE> lol
 Cash Flow K> woot 
     Joe Jr.> omg 
    Da_Monkk> .sc 5
Da_Monkk changes ships.
     Joe Jr.> TERRIOR
   BARBARIAN> yes
       Xena.> i called it
 the seven y> !items
     Joe Jr.> TERRIER
          Ra> here comes the pain train 
    parabola> .items
      pseudo> .items
   BARBARIAN> !items
    Jamuraan> viet > viet
     Joe Jr.> LOL 
         Mog> Terrior 
 Cash Flow K> final score 3-2 
 Psycho Psem> yeah i was going to say, doesnt matter if ftn getting pushed all over 
    grapeape> er
       Xena.> .items
 Psycho Psem> not really... it was 1-1 with reps close 
     Joe Jr.> I spazzed
   BARBARIAN> !items
 luc the des> is this a playoff game 
 Psycho Psem> is this real life? 
 Cash Flow K> lol 
 Cash Flow K> no this is just a friendly prac 
     develop> we are just dreaming still 
    Candyman> .items
    grapeape> this is for the presidency 
         Mog> i started watching the game and nuke is literally throwing it 
         Dre> .stats
        NINE> it is the last game of pro finals 
 Sic Transit> almsot 80 ppl here 
 Street Figh> barb huge
     9-Volt+> month 7 of professional subspace league 
          Ra> i wish i wouldnt dream of dev 
     develop> why not 
 luc the des> all these different answers I think they're all correct 
    Da_Monkk> .items
         Mog> 9 volt it's intense right? 
 swamp thing> .items
         Mog> lol nac 
The Village Bike kb Da_Monkk -- Assist by: Enforcer
The Village Bike has 2 lives remaining - [27:16]
Score: 2-2 TIED -- [4v4]
     Joe Jr.> Nacre 
 Nude For Sa> nacre lol 
     Joe Jr.> omg
    grapeape> monkk
Nacre kb KinGNewbiE
Nacre has 1 life remaining - [27:20]
Score: 3-2 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
         Mog> oh my god 
    parabola> LOL
    grapeape> HUGE
    parabola> YES
         Mog> roflmao 
       Nacre> .sc 6
Nacre changes ships.
 Something D> huge 
 Psycho Psem> da monkk fokkusing 
     Joe Jr.> nacre
    treachen> DRE IN
     Joe Jr.> WAKE UP
     Joe Jr.> and win
    Candyman> kn winding up 
       Xena.> nacre ftl
 Seriel Kill> Legacy is a bit useless :/ 
    grapeape> kn needs to sub out and let Partsi in 
     Joe Jr.> I am afraid Nacre going to choke this :( 
 Psycho Psem> so obvious kn has huge res, or he is just a psychic dodger hehe 
          Ra> should switch aw to saiyan 
       Xena.> .items
 the seven y> !items
 Psycho Psem> no doubt, Ra 
 The Village> !items
       Xena.> get enf
 Psycho Psem> monkk got it 
   BARBARIAN> !items
         Mog> saved 
     develop> !items
    parabola> .items
    Candyman> strong teamwork 
    grapeape> monkk running x and aw and still feels nothing most of the time 
 Psycho Psem> red ship has mad armor dood 
         Mog> doesn't terrier get x free? 
 Street Figh> !items
     Joe Jr.> yes 
    grapeape> so does his connection 
        NINE> used to, not sure now 
          Ra> oh wow 
    psyanide> holy shit 
Da_Monkk kb KinGNewbiE -- Assist by: Legacy
Da_Monkk has 1 life remaining - [29:16]
Score: 4-2 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
     Joe Jr.> NACRE
 luc the des> thought lanc was x 
        NINE> CYA 
    Da_Monkk> wow
    parabola> YES
     develop> huge 
 Psycho Psem> ohhh 
         Mog> oh lol 
    Da_Monkk> WOW
 Seriel Kill> nice mine! 
     Joe Jr.> omg 
        NINE> KING FUKIN NEWBIE 
    psyanide> hahaha 
  Caerbannog> TAKE THAT
     Joe Jr.> wtf 
 Cash Flow K> da bad
  Caerbannog> DU MA MONKKKKKKKKKKK
    parabola> FTN
     Joe Jr.> Nuke choking 
 Psycho Psem> skilled mine 
    parabola> WIN
         Mog> 2 reps 
        NINE> KING MOTHERFUKIN NEWBIE
 The Village> !items
     Joe Jr.> CHOKE 
 Psycho Psem> no sarcasm 
       Xena.> omg so hot
    grapeape> you called it Joe 
  Caerbannog> !items
 Psycho Psem> it was a good kill as much as anything 
    Candyman> .stats
 the seven y> !items
5 Minutes until all new subs are burned.
 The Village> !items
    grapeape> uh oh
      twIsta> .item
 Psycho Psem> we want Dre 
    grapeape> Dre coming on soon
    parabola> lol
         Mog> fuck dre 
 Psycho Psem> i wish caer would make the bot sub dre in 
 Psycho Psem> just to spice things up 
    parabola> .items
 Street Figh> KN too good after not showing for 6 months 
 the seven y> !
 Cash Flow K> wow
         Mog> this game isn't over anyways 
   BARBARIAN> !items
        NINE> all he does is run in pro 
       Xena.> sub dre in
 Psycho Psem> no way is it over  
    parabola> leg lol
         Mog> llook 
    parabola> .items
    parabola> !items
 Psycho Psem> nuke too good at offense to call a 2 kill game "over" 
        NINE> LEG 
        NINE> GOING IN 
Legacy kb Enforcer
Legacy has 1 life remaining - [30:58]
Score: 4-3 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
 Seriel Kill> GO LEG 
        NINE> rolf 
 luc the des> rofl 
     Joe Jr.> ha 
     develop> haha 
 Seriel Kill> bah 
    grapeape> lol
        NINE> so stupid 
 Solar Hydro> aah 
         Mog> roflmao 
    parabola> damnit leg
 the seven y> !items
   BARBARIAN> !items
   BARBARIAN> ya
 swamp thing> .items
      Legacy> !sc 1
Legacy changes ships.
    Candyman> ppl call game over, legacy answers 
         Mog> that was fine by leg actually he was dead 
        NINE> ? krilyu repped for him 
         Mog> forced a rep 
 luc the des> someone should try and rep into a minestack 
     Joe Jr.> NUKE BACK IN THE GAME 
        NINE> he could have easily escaped 
          Ra> yea odds are he was dead in that corner anyway 
     develop> !items
    grapeape> NINE that was before he got repped 
          Ra> if they had rocketed him 
 Psycho Psem> at least he FR 
     Joe Jr.> LEG IN WB FTW
         Mog> monkk lost rocket and a rep for that 
       Xena.> .items
  Caerbannog> i've never seen legacy win a game in a wb
        NINE> !items
  Caerbannog> congrats nuke
 Seriel Kill> ^
     Joe Jr.> .stats
         Mog> what 
 the seven y> !items
  Caerbannog> so lucky!
        NINE> nacre dumped on
    parabola> !items
     Aquitas> nacre 0 
     9-Volt+> nacre over firing 
    Da_Monkk> .items
        NINE> ahmed going for it
 Street Figh> hahaha barb
       Nacre> that wa sa huge tank
     develop> dreday sub
         Mog> that dude should've died 
     develop> !items
       Xena.> nacre chke
      Legacy> !items
 Psycho Psem> who did he drill 
    grapeape> FTN might go into a deep depression if Nuke wins 
       Xena.> choke
Nacre has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
       Xena.> 0-3
     Joe Jr.> omg
        NINE> O GOD NO
         Mog> village bike 
       Xena.> gogo nake
    Candyman> dre in? 
Dre in for Nacre [Full Sub] [Time: 00:06] [1 life]
        NINE> WHO THE FUK IS AT MY DOOR
  Caerbannog> DRE DAY
 Psycho Psem> asian ppl dont get depressed stupid 
    treachen> DRE DAY
     Joe Jr.> DRE
    parabola> :LOL
  Caerbannog> YES
 luc the des> YES 
    Jamuraan> lol
     Joe Jr.> LOLOL
         Mog> oh god 
 the seven y> LOL
    parabola> LOL
     Joe Jr.> LOL
    treachen> RE DAY
    parabola> YES
     Aquitas> HAHAH 
 Cash Flow K> LOL!
 Psycho Psem> YES 
 Cash Flow K> mAY DAY
         Mog> season over 
     Joe Jr.> rofl 
 Cash Flow K> MAY DAY
     Joe Jr.> hhahahahaha 
 Street Figh> LOL
 luc the des> 2-0 + game winning kill in OT 
 luc the des> calling it  
     Joe Jr.> EVERYONE SPEC DRE 
 Psycho Psem> and Dre gives the crowd what they want !! 
 Street Figh> aahhahahahahaha 
 Psycho Psem> kudos 
         Mog> i can't believe a 9 month league came to an end with dre subbing in 
 Cash Flow K> dre=arod
 Sic Transit> caer kb dre 
     Aquitas> dre has been waiting his whole life for this moment 
 Cash Flow K> yea 
    grapeape> Dre to play like xena at N13
     Joe Jr.> DRE'S FIRST BOMB
 Seriel Kill> lol aquitas 
 Street Figh> blink and swamp in spec but dre subs in 
Enforcer kb The Village Bike -- Assist by: Legacy
Enforcer has 2 lives remaining - [33:40]
Score: 5-3 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
 Sic Transit> hje will kill bencherz 
     Joe Jr.> A MISS
    parabola> YEDs
       Xena.> yes
KinGNewbiE kb saiyan -- Assist by: Da_Monkk
KinGNewbiE has 2 lives remaining - [33:44]
Score: 5-4 FTNguyen -- [4v4]
     Joe Jr.> second bomb
  Caerbannog> you are very dead sir
     Joe Jr.> A MISS
    Enforcer> .sc 5'
    Enforcer> .sc 5
 swamp thing> .items
 Street Figh> !items
1 Minute until all new subs are burned.
         Mog> i must admit, my underwear will need a changeout after that sub 
 Nude For Sa> lol 
       Xena.> .items
 The Village> !items
     Joe Jr.> .STATS
     Joe Jr.> .stats
    Candyman> dre next 2 kills, mvp for life 
         Mog> did blink even play? 
     develop> you could always sub in dre for your underwear 
         Mog> !stats
    parabola> !items
         Mog> lol dre over blink 
    parabola> !stats
        bort> this will make nuke have to go backwards 
 Cash Flow K> if dre got a kill you wont stop hearing about this for the next 5 years 
     Joe Jr.> Grifter is their best player on their bench 
        NINE> sure i will 
 Psycho Psem> saiyan> Dre you are -1026 in weasal 
        NINE> when i stop playing the spacecrafts 
All new subs from now on are burned.
 Psycho Psem> saiyan> i cant even begin to describe how bad that is 
         Mog> sorry, they subbed the worst player int heir whole bench 
 The Village> !items
     Joe Jr.> agreed 
 Street Figh> !stats
     Joe Jr.> .stats
 Psycho Psem> he knows we are all speccing ... 100 % 
 Street Figh> lol dre huge dmg
     Joe Jr.> lol 
     Joe Jr.> no pressure 
         Mog> if they win now it will be funny tho 
      twIsta> .stats
 Street Figh> look at dre's dmg 
 Cash Flow K> dre 624 dmg
 Nude For Sa> crowd sub 
 Cash Flow K> lol
 Cash Flow K> lolol
    psyanide> .stats
    treachen> DRE IS A SUBSPACE MASTER
    Candyman> .stats
 the seven y> !stats
    parabola> !stats
 Psycho Psem> wow 
 luc the des> that damage ratio 
    grapeape> .stats
     Aquitas> dr has done 624 dmg 
     Joe Jr.> look at his bomb and gun acc 
  Caerbannog> stahp, you'll break it
    psyanide> he's hit half a bomb 
    Candyman> someone screenshot that 
 Psycho Psem> dre did this for you speccer's 
    grapeape> lol
 Cash Flow K> dre hiding offscreen
 Psycho Psem> you unappreciative fucks 
     Joe Jr.> 624 dmg in 2:30 
     develop> dre is a real showman 
       Xena.> .stats
     develop> i give him that 
     Joe Jr.> hah 
     9-Volt+> Dre 8% DmgE 
     Aquitas> its dre day 
     9-Volt+> lol 
      pseudo> Dre 8% damage efficiency
     develop> !items
    parabola> YES
 Cash Flow K> mponkk ll and dre scared... enf or sai will die out 
       Xena.> .items
        bort> 8% ?! 
  Caerbannog> in Dre's previous game it would've taken 9.8 dres to kill a player recharging at a constant rate of 1150 per 10 seconds
        NINE> LOL
    grapeape> lol
 Street Figh> lol
     Joe Jr.> .stats
  Caerbannog> maybe he can get below that
      twIsta> .items
 luc the des> can't argue with the math
      Legacy> !items
       Xena.> .items
       Xena.> enf 0
 Street Figh> why would u spec dre? he just stays behind 
 Street Figh> and 
     Joe Jr.> Sucks that Dre is on Nuke though, I've predicted them to win. 
 Street Figh> never hits anything 
     Joe Jr.> and now that Dre is in, I really want them to lose ;( 
 Psycho Psem> we are going to spam the bot out if we keep hitting .stats guys 
 Nude For Sa> because he's dre 
        NINE> he hit krilyu 
     develop> dre almost got bike 
         Mog> wow nobody didd 
 Street Figh> !items
  Caerbannog> .items
 the seven y> !stats
       Nacre> .items
    grapeape> .stats
       Xena.> dre ll go go die
         Pog> .items
    Candyman> .items
     9-Volt+> this is weird, no tks yet... 
       Nacre> .items
     develop> !items
         Mog> just cause you said that 
 the seven y> !items
       traxx> .items
     9-Volt+> they are waiting for OT 
 luc the des> no fr credit for dre there 
Dre kb The Village Bike -- Assist by: KinGNewbiE
Dre is OUT! - [39:14]
Score: 6-4 FTNguyen -- [4v3]
    grapeape> Dre, please hurry and TK one of your teammates..we are all waiting
     9-Volt+> OT TK win 
        NINE> LOL 
    parabola> LOL
 luc the des> ROFL
      twIsta> OMG
    parabola> LOL
    psyanide> hahahaha 
 Cash Flow K> LOL!
    treachen> :LOL
 Cash Flow K> LOL!
      pseudo> HAHAAHAHAAH
     Joe Jr.> lol
 Cash Flow K> LOL!
 the seven y> LOL
 Cash Flow K> LOL!
    parabola> LOL
     develop> lol 
     Aquitas> HAHAHHAHHA 
     Joe Jr.> LOLO
 Street Figh> HAHAHAHAHA
      Captor> hahahaha
     Joe Jr.> LOLO
        NINE> GOOD NIGHGT
    treachen> DRE DAY
    Candyman> lol 
     Joe Jr.> LOLO
     Aquitas> AHAHAHAHAHHA 
     9-Volt+> sacked 
    parabola> DRE FOLKS
         Mog> oh no
     Joe Jr.> ROFL
  Caerbannog> he exploded :(
     Joe Jr.> HAHAHAH 
 Psycho Psem> and the crowwwd goessss willllld 
     Joe Jr.> PREDICTED AGAIN 
 Nude For Sa> chat screen scrolling WAY too fast
         Mog> good season
 Sic Transit> WORDS 
 luc the des> 6-5 not OT right 
       Xena.> dre 1st out rofl
 Cash Flow K> lol
 Street Figh> lol
 Psycho Psem> 3;red 
          Ra> no luc 
 Street Figh> nope 
         Mog> glad we waited 9 months for this
 Cash Flow K> how did i know dre would choke
   BARBARIAN> !items
  Caerbannog> dre only one out?!
        bort> ended nukes season by playing himself instead of 4 other people way better 
     Joe Jr.> Dre to commit suicide
    Candyman> thats unreal. did someone script this final? 
     Aquitas> HAHAHAHAHAH 
      twIsta> lol 
 Psycho Psem> i told you fuckers to be appreciative 
 Street Figh> now this season makes sense actually 
NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.
    grapeape> BUT DRE ALREADY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP SO STFU YOU FAGS
       Xena.> dre uninstall game
 Street Figh> worth it 
       traxx> .stats
        NINE> AHMED GOING IN
     Joe Jr.> Should have subbed Grifter 
         Pog> KARMA CAUGHT UP TO DRE 
     Joe Jr.> Grifter plays safe. 
        bort> or swamp or ME 
        bort> or partsi 
Enforcer has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
Blink in for Enforcer [Burned] [Time: 00:02] [2 lives]
     develop> blink in
     develop> yes
   BARBARIAN> wow
    grapeape> yes
     develop> huge sub
   BARBARIAN> ahahah
         Mog> lol now blink goes in 
    psyanide> everyone pay attn to the news tomorrow. watch out for a young texas bride stangled with a kb cable
 Psycho Psem> grifter doesnt play enough 
      Legacy> !items
 Cash Flow K> why did dre sub in earlier
   BARBARIAN> whatl uck
    grapeape> blink is huge
 Cash Flow K> dubest move ever
 Psycho Psem> neither does blink 
         Mog> so dumb 
       Xena.> .items
 luc the des> enf berating dre in spec 
     Joe Jr.> Grifter is way better than Dre. 
     Joe Jr.> Are you kidding.. 
       Xena.> get monkk
       Xena.> ll
    grapeape> xena, get a boyfriend ll
       Xena.> 3 min dont die
   BARBARIAN> oops
    parabola> !stats
       Xena.> i have a bf
    grapeape> no
    grapeape> HG does not count
     9-Volt+> lol sai shooting to 0 
 Seriel Kill> ya 
 Psycho Psem> why not 
 Seriel Kill> awesome aim though 
 luc the des> might as well 
   BARBARIAN> !items
     Joe Jr.> That's classic though all the people Dre kicks from pracs because "they're trash" 
     Joe Jr.> "you're horrible" 
     Joe Jr.> lol he choked in what? 5 minutes? 
        NINE> KINGNEWBIE
        NINE> MAGIC
         Mog> nice move monk 
       Xena.> monkk 0
 Psycho Psem> he did this for you 
 Street Figh> !stats
 Psycho Psem> just like jesus sacrificed his life 
    Candyman> not over yet 
 Solar Hydro> monkk hit how many times? 
    hedcase8> .stats
 Psycho Psem> he was crucified on a cross of luls 
     develop> i thought jesus died because he got caught by the romans 
         Mog> !score
  Caerbannog> who wants to bet legacy still dies out
   BARBARIAN> ashahahah
   BARBARIAN> aahah
  Caerbannog> I'll give you 3:1
 Psycho Psem> for your sake 
The Village Bike kb Da_Monkk -- Assist by: saiyan
The Village Bike has 1 life remaining - [42:42]
Score: 6-5 FTNguyen -- [4v3]
 Nude For Sa> the book of dre? 
        NINE> ROFL
     hibachi> haha
     Mr. Hat> wat
 luc the des> oh man
         Mog> oh ow 
    Candyman> see 
KinGNewbiE kb Blink -- Assist by: saiyan
KinGNewbiE has 1 life remaining - [42:47]
Score: 6-6 TIED -- [4v3]
         Mog> w/
        NINE> HGOLY FUK
     develop> i never asked for a jew to save me 
    treachen> LOL
 luc the des> YES
      Captor> !!!
 Sic Transit> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hedcase8> excellent rep 
       Nacre> lol
        NINE> MY ENTIRE LIFE IS HILARIOUS
    Candyman> told you :p 
       Xena.> monkk
 luc the des> BLINK IMMEDIATE IMPACT
     9-Volt+> oh man 
    Da_Monkk> .items
   BARBARIAN> !items
     Aquitas> .TIME
         Mog> candy yeah but it's over :) 
       danks> dre did nuke a favor
      twIsta> .items
    parabola> .items
    Candyman> is it? 
         Mog> the moment dre subbed in it was over 
 Psycho Psem> looked like bike went in to help KN and ended up getting killed? 
       Xena.> .items
saiyan kb Legacy
saiyan has 2 lives remaining - [43:29]
Score: 7-6 FTNguyen -- [4v3]
     Aquitas> .time
      saiyan> .sc 6
saiyan changes ships.
       Nacre> barb so lucky you didn't just die there
       Nacre> lol
    Candyman> barb almost kileld him self, so closew 
         Mog> monk 0/0 ll 
      Makron> .time
         Pog> .items
        NINE> get monkk
  Caerbannog> inb4 rocket on legacy
        NINE> omg
Blink kb Legacy
Blink has 1 life remaining - [43:45]
Score: 8-6 FTNguyen -- [4v3]
 luc the des> bleh 
    parabola> LEGACY
      Captor> .stats
 Seriel Kill> gg 
The Village Bike kb Da_Monkk
The Village Bike is OUT! - [43:55]
Score: 8-7 FTNguyen -- [3v3]
Da_Monkk kb The Village Bike -- Assist by: KinGNewbiE
Da_Monkk is OUT! - [43:55]
Score: 9-7 FTNguyen -- [4v2]
        NINE> ROLF
    parabola> LOl
         Mog> lol 
      twIsta> haha
    psyanide> haha 
     Aquitas> .time
NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
 Psycho Psem> weird 
     9-Volt+> no TK 
        NINE> she's a brick
        NINE> house
     Aquitas> .time
    Candyman> barb dies 
         Mog> omg 
     develop> haha 
 Solar Hydro> she's mighty might
     Aquitas> 30 seconds left
   BARBARIAN> !items
 Solar Hydro> lettin' it all hang out
BARBARIAN kb saiyan
BARBARIAN has 2 lives remaining - [44:36]
Score: 9-8 FTNguyen -- [3v2]
         Mog> omfg 
     develop> haha
        NINE> LOL
 Nude For Sa> barb  
    treachen> lol
 the seven y> LOL
     develop> haha
    Da_Monkk> lol
     Aquitas> .time
         Mog> hahahaha 
 luc the des> yes
     develop> haha
    Candyman> told you :p 
 Cash Flow K> nice flying babrb
     Aquitas> 20 SECONDS
 Seriel Kill> 1 more 
    Jamuraan> still OT? 
   BARBARIAN> !items
     9-Volt+> no 
 luc the des> no 
      Arctos> .time
         Mog> this is the dumbest league final game ever 
     Aquitas> .time
         Mog> entertaining though 
    grapeape> regardless if Nuke loses, got to hand it to them! But, subbing Dre was confusing!
     hibachi> hahaha
       Three> !Stats
Blink kb Legacy
Blink is OUT! - [44:57]
Score: 10-8 FTNguyen -- [3v1]
    Da_Monkk> haha
 luc the des> lol
Final Score: 10-8 FTNguyen wins -- Game Time: 44:59
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| F 200: Nuke      Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG |    W-L   |   Ki/De  |  Rat TRat ERat |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| Enforcer          1/ 1  0  1  1  1  5  0   0  2 39:27 |  52765/ 62242  45% |  31  10 |   12-5   |   20/14  |   +8  599 1331 |
|  Blink            1/ 2  0  0  0  0  0  2   0  0  4:30 |  10302/  9070  53% |  54  14 |    9-7   |   20/27  |    0  536 1467 |
| Nacre             0/ 2  0  1  0  1  6  0   0  0 32:17 |  39943/ 39604  50% |  31  14 |   15-6   |   49/21  |   -2  724 1723 |
|  Dre              0/ 1  0  0  0  0  0  1   3  0  5:58 |   5664/ 12286  31% |  32   2 |   11-7   |    9/10  |  -17  501 1467 |
| saiyan            2/ 1  0  0  1  2  1  0   0  0 44:02 |  80452/ 51755  60% |  39  10 |   17-8   |   63/34  |   +9  726 1813 |
| Da_Monkk          4/ 3  0  0  1  1  6  2   2  0 42:58 |  60018/ 47464  55% |  23  15 |   10-8   |   28/22  |  +19  623 1821 |
| TOTAL:            8/10  0  2  3  5 18  5   5  2       | 249144/222421      |  32  12 |   74-41  |  189/128 |   +2  618 1602 |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| F 100: FTNguyen  Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG |    W-L   |   Ki/De  |  Rat TRat ERat |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| KinGNewbiE        3/ 2  0  0  2  2  4  0   1  0 44:02 |  57312/ 67538  45% |  34  15 |    9-2   |   19/16  |  +16  538 2050 |
| Legacy            4/ 2  0  0  3  2  4  0   0  6 44:02 |  50454/ 58633  46% |  27  13 |   22-3   |   64/25  |   +7  763 1803 |
| The Village Bik   3/ 3  0  0  0  1  5  2   2  0 42:58 |  64785/ 75845  46% |  34  13 |   14-4   |   44/23  |   -1  672 2026 |
| Caerbannog        0/ 0  0  1  0  0  1  0   0  0 18:02 |  16228/ 21334  43% |  16   5 |   20-3   |   45/8   |    0  716 1860 |
|  BARBARIAN        0/ 1  0  0  0  0  2  0   0  2 25:53 |  27579/ 38162  41% |  26  10 |   13-6   |   30/29  |   -1  599 1496 |
| TOTAL:           10/ 8  0  1  5  5 16  2   3  8       | 216358/261512      |  29  12 |   78-18  |  202/101 |   +4  657 1847 |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
Stats for this game can be viewed at: http://stats.svszone.com/?page=Game&id=119320
MVP: Da_Monkk (+19)      -- Runner Up: KinGNewbiE (+16)
LVP: Dre (-17)      -- Runner Up: Nacre (-2)
Arena UNLOCKED
      Captor> hahah
        NINE> alright
    parabola> LOL
     9-Volt+> lame 
  KinGNewbiE> yes
     hibachi> GG
       Blink> how did you have 5 rockets
 Cash Flow K> ddddddddre day
    parabola> BEST PRO FINA:LS EVER
 DarkDenizen> gg nuke
    treachen> dre mvp
    Da_Monkk> gg
 Cash Flow K> GG DRE
         Mog> gg
 Seriel Kill> gg
     Aquitas> Which one of you Brave skilled pilots chooses to take the command role of managing Anti-Warp for the saftey of the team? 
 Something D> gg
    Candyman> dre huge
       Xena.> dre day over
 Cash Flow K> NUKE - DRE = Great
     Aquitas> oops 
    parabola> ALL THE EGO FAILED
       Xena.> lol
    parabola> ALL THE EGO FAILED
 Psycho Psem> was a GG 
 Cash Flow K> DRE DAY
 Street Figh> dre, u are the best 
         Mog> not really, sloppy and dumb 
 Psycho Psem> thats a GG to watch